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The Conversation of "Nothing."

Sun Jul 19, 2009, 10:41 AM
Note to the reader: The conferences among fellow art students considering the subject of nothing was quite interesting. The conference was completed in several conglomerate portions and eventually concluded on July 12th.
The following is highlights from the conferences.


Session One: June 27














Session Two: June 28











Session Three: June 29







Session Four: July 1st

"It seems as though nothing happened in the past few days."

"Agreed."

"That is nothing interesting." (the participant who said this irrelevant sentence was later removed)







Session Five: July 4th


"Nothing ever happened upon this day throughout the course of history. Therefore being said, nothing has ever happened."


"Nothing or something?" (The participant who queried this dialogue was subsequently removed from later meetings)



Session Six: July 12th


"Nothing ever happens. Nothing is so...nothing."

"I have nothing written down."

"I have nothing to hide." (It was later discovered that the person who remarked the latter sentence was infected with thirty-six known and twelve unknown stds)


Results:

Throughout the course of our conferences of the thesis of absolutely nothing, we have unveiled conclusive proof that ample dialogue can be salvaged from a conversation based on nothing. Therefore, the human race is the most sociable creature upon mother earth. Although, it has been proven that some types of South American primates are ravagingly good conversation igniters.

  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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Your Tagged see my journal

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you got tagged look at my recent journal entry

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Everything seems just out of my reach, and it just keeps moving further away. . .
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Id like to promote YOU in my journal this week , if thats okies with you

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kk ill edit my thing when i can see my key board XD (just got up again XD i sleep too much)

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Monkey See Monkey Do , Mess With Me I Kill You
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so i heard you shaved the almighty sideburns.








you've just been demoted from constable to...........something lower than constable.

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Yo :]

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